doge

[reify]

HELLO BLANK STATE. I am Kera and I bring you a doge. This is Ren from That Yaoi Where You Fuck Your Dog, also known as DRAMAtical Murder.

Ren is a cute fluffy tiny adorable little puppy! Except not really. He's an Allmate- an advanced AI/network support/personal computer/digital pokemon thing. This means he talks. He not only talks, but he talks in a really, really manly voice. Ren is mostly unemotive, very responsible, and serious, but he's genuinely very kind-hearted.

Ren is... also not a puppy! It's complicated, and I don't want to spoil anyone, so I'll just say that he's also a tattooed guy with a hole in his neck, and thanks to the mods he's going to be able to shift between forms. Which will be extremely confusing for him.

Looking forward to playing with you all! Please be as terrible as you like to the adorable puppy.

Comments

[souredsweet]

i know so little about this series but the tiny fluffy dog speaking like a cello is always going to be one of the most hilarious parts of it to me...

THAT SAID I'M EXCITED TO TAG HIM. he might be the only thing besides the cat that kaoru actually likes because dog, basically

[reify]

IT IS HILARIOUS. it's never not hilarious tbh.

and oh my god I am so excited for cr with these two. as long as Kaoru takes him semi seriously Ren is okay with this.

[souredsweet]

DEEPLY VOICED AOBA ECHOING IN THE DISTANCE.....

but yes he will take the dog seriously soon enough. he doesn't babytalk animals so much as quietly bleed approval everywhere in the background because they aren't human SO WE'RE GOOD